There are 8 Types of Kenyans who get arrested as listed below
Talibans.
(n.) These ones are always ready for anything. They fear nothing and they always talk like they have a death wish.
"Ati uko an bunduki sasa nikuogope? Mi siogopangi kifo, kama siku yangu imefika, imefika, ata wewe utakufa siko moja ghasia"
Fake Talibans.
(n.) This one talks a big game but akisikwa anaanza kulia akisema mpigie mamake ju ameanza kuimagine vile mali safi kama yeye won't stand a chance in prison.
The bonis.
(n.) They just ask themselves one question, what would Boniface Mwangi do? Then goes ahead and starts stating your rights, some that you didn't even know you had and you're just there hoping it works cause it could go either way
The Corrupt.
(n.) This one does not even wait for them to ask, he even knows them by name and how to speak their love language.
"Msijali wasee, najuanga hiki kifala kinaeza kusumbua sana. Kinatakanga 200 pekee acha niongee an yeye"
The Don't Care.
(n.) You can tell that this guy has done this so many times before. They are always unfazed by the arrest. You can't even tell what their plan is, whatever happens. "Irriz whaaririz"
The Clueless.
(n.) These are the majority in the group. They just go with the vibes cause they have no clue what's happening, kazi yao ni kupanic na kuuliza "Wasee kunaendaje? Ati amesema nini? sa tutado" after every 2 minutes.
The Bully.
(n.) This one is a Taliban but on steroids. They are so aggressive and hurl insults to the police threatening their job. "Unajua mi ni nani? Leo umeshika ule mbaya mbwa wewe! wacha nipige simu tuone kama kesho utakuwa kazi" You better pray the contract comes through or else you're f*cked.
Omanyalas.
(n.) Hawa hawashikakwangi juu the sight of any police uniform is all it takes for these guys to summon their inner Omanyala and without any warning, they're off! unaachwa hapo pekee yako!